So I’m cleaning out my spam folder and because I have masochistic tendencies, I like to sift through them just to see what kind of b.s. these buttheads are trying to pass off as legitimate comments. Usually it’s all drug and porn but today hell must be a little chilly because I almost published one spam comment just because it was so clever. I said almost.
Instead I stole the quote and deleted the comment. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do because I’m going to be laughing for days.
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, ‘Why god? Why me?’ and the thundering voice of God answered, ‘There’s just something about you that pisses me off’ — Stephen King