That’s All Folks

This is the official archive for Webernet Architect, Figmean Writing Community, Deviant Writer and Daria Black. I have left the internet never to return because I have had enough of flaky people. Well that’s only a tiny part of the reason but let’s say I’ve finally found the straw that broke the camels back.
Enjoy the [...]

Leaving the Blogosphere

As some of you may have noticed, I haven’t blogged in quite awhile. It started in October with the anniversary of my father’s death. I was doing okay but then the tragedy of it all just sort of hit me like a house dropping out of the sky. On top of that, I had started [...]

I Be A Writer

I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it!
*Continues screaming and jumping around for five minutes*
What did I do? I published something and will get paid for it. Yay!
Brijit is an online magazine that publishes abstracts (or reviews really) of articles from other magazines. The job entails reading the article and doing [...]

You Are Unwise to Lower Your Pants

I posted about this almost a year ago. Someone went through the Star Wars script and substituted the words pants in select places to come up with some hilarious one liners. Since then the list has grown to 278 lines and the top ten has changed a little bit.
The Old Top 10
1. I [...]

The Father of One of My Kids

This is a post from my old blog. This joke is as funny now as it was when I first posted it.
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I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman waving at him and saying hello.
He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place [...]

Tag, I’m It

A little bit ago, I was contacted by the lovely Ms. Starlily of The Active Life and advised that she added the Figmeant Writing Studio and Community to the list of outstanding personal development blogs. Fabulous! And the best thing about it is that I get to extend the honor to those blogs I think [...]

Blogging Star

I’m going to start this post off with an apology to Rolando who gave me this award over a week ago. Unfortunately the Incident happened soon after that and I wasn’t really in the mindset to accept the award. But now I’m back and ready to roll and what better way to kick off a [...]

I’m Too Sexy For This Blog

A coworker of mine was singing this song yesterday and like any true virus I had it stuck in my head all day long. So I’m sharing the love.

Shaun the Sheep

I’m a big fan of animation probably because of the cuteness factor. We should all have something in our lives that makes us feel good when we are exposed to it and one of those things for me is the work of Aardman Animations.
Aardman Animations is a British animation studio who created the well known [...]

Bestest Spam Ever

So I’m cleaning out my spam folder and because I have masochistic tendencies, I like to sift through them just to see what kind of b.s. these buttheads are trying to pass off as legitimate comments. Usually it’s all drug and porn but today hell must be a little chilly because I almost published one [...]