You Are Unwise to Lower Your Pants

I posted about this almost a year ago. Someone went through the Star Wars script and substituted the words pants in select places to come up with some hilarious one liners. Since then the list has grown to 278 lines and the top ten has changed a little bit.
The Old Top 10
1. I [...]

The Father of One of My Kids

This is a post from my old blog. This joke is as funny now as it was when I first posted it.
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I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman waving at him and saying hello.
He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place [...]

Grindstone Monday 09/24/07

Apologies all around for missing last week’s round of writing jobs. This week, however, I found some great ones that may bring you one step closer to quitting your day job.
1. AARP: The Magazine accepts articles for the following categories: finance, health, food, travel, consumerism, general interests and profile. Pay is $1.00 per contracted word. [...]

Tag, I’m It

A little bit ago, I was contacted by the lovely Ms. Starlily of The Active Life and advised that she added the Figmeant Writing Studio and Community to the list of outstanding personal development blogs. Fabulous! And the best thing about it is that I get to extend the honor to those blogs I think [...]

Blogging Star

I’m going to start this post off with an apology to Rolando who gave me this award over a week ago. Unfortunately the Incident happened soon after that and I wasn’t really in the mindset to accept the award. But now I’m back and ready to roll and what better way to kick off a [...]

I’m Too Sexy For This Blog

A coworker of mine was singing this song yesterday and like any true virus I had it stuck in my head all day long. So I’m sharing the love.

Some People Suck and Some People Rock

Behold the light of Elendil, our most beloved star. May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out. [Galadriel - The Lord of the Rings]
I haven’t been feeling well for the past week. The weather changed so quickly here in Maryland that I caught [...]

Shaun the Sheep

I’m a big fan of animation probably because of the cuteness factor. We should all have something in our lives that makes us feel good when we are exposed to it and one of those things for me is the work of Aardman Animations.
Aardman Animations is a British animation studio who created the well known [...]

Writing Prompts: Edumacation

Fall. That most wondrous time of the year when summer’s heat starts wearing off, the leaves turn beautiful shades of orange and red and all is quiet…because the kids are back in school. Woohoo!
So in honor of parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles and babysitters everywhere, this week’s writing prompts will focus on the joys of school [...]

Is World Peace Possible?

(Personal Milestone: This is my 25th post on this blog. Woohoo!)
Today marks the anniversary of the September 11 attacks on the United States. Six years ago, a group of extremists tried to destroy us as a people and as a nation and all for the stated glory of their god. It didn’t make much sense [...]